Note: This post comes after the one below it, I have separated them because Nebraska deserves its own title, so if you haven’t seen the story before this one, start there!
We got to Nebraska following HWY 6 out of Sterling Colorado through Holyoke. We had no idea what to expect (what good is expectation anyway?) except for corn. We’d heard there was a lot of corn. Well, it’s true, and you know you’ve reached the border because in Colorado there’s other types of plants. In all fairness though, wheat is fairly popular here too, and soybeans have been making an appearance in recent years.
It seemed to me at first that Nebraska must have every inch stuffed with corn fields, cared for by the 10 or so people that can fit in there and handle living amongst it all. But, Nebraska is in fact a lot more fun than this, and I only kinda like corn.
There’s a Nick in that corn!!—>
Our first night there we had gone all of 12 miles into the state. All 12 of those miles were through corn fields. Something about a place where agriculture is a way of life had me excited. I suppose looking back it was a notion I had that somehow life for people there would be so entirely different from anything I know that I was going to be in for things I couldn’t imagine. That, and I had a 7th grade science teacher named Mr. James who introduced himself to us as such: “My name’s Mr. James and I’m from Nebraska, I’m 86.” He was a nice enough guy. And 14 or so years later he had me psyched on the state. Also this was the farthest east I had ever been, so everything from there onward was new adventure.
Anyway, Nick had met a real life Nebraskan before me and he had given him a couple beers which we took sips of when not swatting bugs while watching an awesome thunderstorm roll in at dusk. We looked for camping around the town of Imperial but were told by a ranger that we couldn’t camp because that storm we had watched was going to be pretty heavy, with hail at least the size of marbles, plus lightning and rain and all that other good stuff.
We drove back to town through the most ridiculous rain I have ever witnessed. My job was easy, just tell Nick I can see the road so he keeps driving. His job was hard, he had to drive and you most certainly could not see the road. But anyway, it’s Nebraska and if you just keep driving you end up at the hotel (there’s probably a corn field out there with a car sized line through it). We got out of the car in time to see a lightning bolt strike very near the building, and sounding like someone fired a shotgun near your head, which cause the immediate black out of all the hotel lights. We ran into the hotel soaking wet and spent the night looking out the window at the storm from our dark room.
We got breakfast the next morning at Subway, which I mention only because it seems to me that Nebraskans love Subway. We’ve eaten at numerous Subway’s out here, but in Nebraska they’re always packed, and all the people there know each other! This particular one was loaded with older folks having lunch at 11 am…this is lunchtime in Nebraska, I think because everyone is up at 4 am. Nick started telling them about how crazy the storm was the previous night, earning him only looks of confusion. “We’re Californians” I said. “Oh! That explains it.” they replied.
We set out for McCook, the first big city we’d travel through in the state! Every small town along the way, spaced about 6 to 8 miles apart, has its own school, church, and hospital of some sort, and massive corn silos visible from far, far away. Just seemed worth noting. Along this path one also encounters hills. This was not something I expected to find out there so also seems worth noting. Also on the way to McCook, I got to run into the future again as we entered another time zone! Nick went so fast into the future he got a speeding ticket in the town of Waunita (probably the halfway point in our journey).
McCook vegetable stand, look at that dog!—>
McCook Melon, we ate it for lunch—>
McCook was nice, though all the hotels there were full for reasons that no one could give an explanation for. Whatever it was, it was time to be in McCook. However, we were turned on to a really cool feature of most Nebraska towns: the free camping zone. Mostly designed for RVs, they often have nice grassy areas for tents and a bathroom with showers and toilets! Also, they have a spigot, something that so far is unique to Nebraska and is at this point probably the only reason I am still alive. That, and the fact that each town has an ice cream shop. Mmmm, so many milk shake lunches! Actually, I left one town with a cup of ice cream and a large ice tea after jumping in a spigot. I must have looked liked the happiest guy walking down the road with my arms full of cold things.

Right around the time we reached McCook the thunderstorms stopped. Well, it got hot. Really hot. Apparently a high pressure system in the upper atmosphere was pressing down upon the air around ground level, resulting in heat levels that had everyone out there sweating (think pressure cooker) and questioning my sanity. This heat wave was nationally documented, and warnings were issued throughout the state for “extreme heat”. Out of the 14 or so days we spent in Nebraska, 11 of them were over 100 degrees. So, the spigot’s ability to dump a large volume of ground water on top of you is a glimpse, for that moment, at everything you ever wanted in the world.
Cornfields later, there was Holdrege! After eating at a Subway and heading back to sleep, some guys in a car next to us spoke out, “Californians? Why would you be cruising through Holdrege Nebraska?” We told them our tale across lanes, and ended up following them to their car shop for a hangout. They showed us their super awesome all shiny black 1980-something Firebird that they planned to drive at Cruise Night in a town called Kearney, not too far from where we’d be running the next day. When we left Nick and I weren’t quite sure what Cruise Night was, but we knew we had to go.
The next day as I was running and pouring out sweat like I haven’t poured out sweat since full padded football camp in Nevada, a car drove by and some guy yelled some obscenity, which happens every so often on my roadside spot. I used my latest weapon against such verbal attacks, my behind. Well, this car turned around! This had yet to happen on the trip, usually yellers of obscenities disappear over the horizon, never to be seen again. As the car approached I was ready to chase off whatever number of Nebraskans it contained with some sort of crazed charge, but it turned out to be a group of friendly kids. “You need a ride?” the driver asked.
I explained my story and they were all pretty enthusiastic. They too were headed for this Cruise Night and reaffirmed that Nick and I had to go. So I finished up the day’s mad dashes between spigots and met Nick on the side of a corn field. Off we went to Kearney, to see what it was about.
Oh man. So, the cruising is done by anyone and everyone with a vehicle of shiny and loud-motored nature. There is one main street in Kearney, and up and down they go. There’s some really cool cars to see. Everyone else gets a lawn chair and a beer and whatever space they can make for themselves along the road. Nick and I walked the strip a bit and ended up hanging out with some local break dancing kids. It was lively, and entertaining, and a very different kind of thing all at once. I enjoyed myself, though there was a lack of spigots.


The next big town was Hastings. Hastings was another great spot loaded with really friendly and down to Earth people. On the outskirts of town I stopped in at a John Deere dealership (tractors, big ones! called combines) to refill my water and ended up talking for about 45 minutes with a farmer and the guy who was running the place. I asked them a lot about farming. I guess right now the price of corn and grains is way up, so much so that farmers haven’t felt the economic hit as badly as the rest of the country, though this is due in part to a run of 8 good years of rains and harvest. It only takes one or two guys to drive a combine through these massive fields and get all the harvesting done! Because of this, there is a few well established farms that keep putting the little guys out of business or make it tough for anyone new to jump into the game. Also, and they gave me a cool hat that increased the number of passing Nebraskans who would honk and wave by about 400%.
We stayed in Hastings a couple of nights while passing through on the run. We spent our mornings at a local coffee shop (you know Nebraska’s good because they have local coffee shops) owned by a really friendly woman who was great for conversation. She had once been a runner herself. It was here that we first started to get an idea of how flooded the Missouri River was (something we’d heard bits of hearsay on previously), and were tipped off to the idea that we might have to cover some serious mileage to go around. We opted to see when we got there.
We headed for Nebraska City and its river crossing that was supposedly underwater by way of Crete (south of Lincoln) to save mileage. On the way we had run far enough to earn a rest day, and we headed up to Lincoln to see the capitol city. It’s a bit of an island in a sea of corn, as this is the only place we had seen there with buildings over 2 stories high. The folks there are a bit more city too: kind of in a rush, dressed up for whatever place they’re headed. Speaking of which, I want to note that I wore the same pair of sweatpants everywhere we went in Nebraska. It started as some kind of joke, but once we had almost made it to the other side I figured it was worth keeping up.
We toured the city for our day off. It’s nice because in Lincoln, everything is on “O” street, so you don’t have to do much walking to see a lot. We checked out and art museum, which seemed to keep Nick entertained…I was entertained by the sprinklers outside. The capital building is rather funny, its a really tall tower with a statue of a planter on top, holding out his planting sac of seeds. Though, if you’ve never seen this image before, he’s so high up that from the ground all I could imagine was that it must be some guy flashing all of us.


A stop in at a running store (a real one!) became an hour long visit with the shops staff and several customers that happened to overhear, all of whom were very enthusiastic about what we were doing. It turns out these other two guys who had run across America together (I used their site for information) had stopped in and spent considerable time having fun in Lincoln. They had come by that very shop. Anyway, was great to meet some runners, and they sold me a new pair of shoes half off! Thank you very very much. New colors too!!
Back on the road, Nick and I drove ahead to Nebraska City to see what condition the roads were in. We were skeptical to think it was actually closed and actually so underwater that I couldn’t just walk across, as previous Nebraskan advice on things had been a little off. Well, the one thing they were all right about is the river. I hopped over all the road closed barricades and walked about a mile into the night across a bridge, over a large grove of trees, and down into a grassy area covered with water on both sides. This place was creepy, there were more noises from things that I have yet to identify than going blindfolded at the zoo. I scared 3 deer who all ran by me pretty close, as there is no where else to go except up the road or into the water. Consequently, they scared me too.

After a mile or so walk, I came to a point where the road turned and disappeared into the Missouri. The lights I could see on the other side were a long way off still. I guess swimming was out.
Plattsmouth, a town about 25 miles north of Nebraska City, had a toll bridge that would for sure be above water. Off we went. The drivers along the eastern Nebraska border are pretty awful, they’re too busy using all their hands to honk and flip you off to keep their cars on the road. But, I guess I’d be all pissed off too if the longest river in the US had just come through my doorstep. Anyway, east Nebraskans, it is not my fault that the river flooded.
I met some kind folks along the HWY headed north who let me fill up my water and then gave me more Gatorade than I could carry, but not more than I could drink! I walked along drinking until I had crushed down enough bottles to fit in my pack. I just wanted to point these people out because they had just returned from a tractor pull. This is an event where people modify the classic looking tractor into a dragster. They had one sitting in their giant hanger-esque garage. Pretty cool, it looks like a tractor with giant dragster tires and an engine sticking out of the hood that looks like it belongs on a race car, complete with those little circle things that flip around.
Our arrival in Plattsmouth revealed that indeed, the toll bridge was functional. However, the lady running the thing revealed to us in a slightly heated manner that NO, YOU CAN’T GO OVER THE TOLL BRIDGE ON FOOT. There was no bike lanes. It was less than a quarter mile long, and the speed limit was 15 mph…I can sprint faster than that and it would have taken me less than a minute and a half to cross. Anyway, what caught my eye was a train tressel crossing slightly north of the toll bridge. We quietly said thanks to the toll lady and went on our way.
I can only hope she was watching as some guy exploded out of the trees going full sprint across that train bridge and over the Missouri river. It was 20 miles to the Omaha crossing and that bridge would leave us on a highway that runs about like the edges of puzzle pieces all through Iowa versus the straight line that is the 34. It was too far to go for too little, so we took our chances.
It was from this bridge that I got my first real view of how bad the flooding is. The river itself now is at least 3 miles wide, not all of that flowing. There are houses, road signs, various lengths of roads, and corn sticking out from it. The railroad itself is a land bridge that crosses this river sea with water to both sides and little toads hopping about everywhere. I guess there was a lot of miscommunication between dams this year, some blame Canada, some blame Montana, and some blame a lady trying to save two ducks and a fish…yeah I don’t know. Anyway, it looks pretty bad, I have never seen a river so big. To look across it from one side to the next is the equivalent of viewing Aptos from Capitola Beach.


After about a half hour, I had made it to Iowa. However, there was still the business of running up Interstate 29 (because HWY 34 was underwater and detoured). Runner’s are not allowed on interstates, so this would be interesting. I only had to make it 3 miles or so, I thought, so I’d hoped to just run flat out til I got there and hope that no policemen noticed. I climbed up to the interstate from the railroad and jumped over the retaining wall.
“Okay, what lane am I in?” I wondered. But, to my surprise, there were no cars. I quickly realized that this was a new interstate under construction. The real interstate was off to the side and separated entirely! Not wanting to get cited for trespassing, I took off for my exit up the road, only to see pretty quickly a sign reading “HWY 34 exit, 1 mile”. Woo! What a string of luck, my own road and only a third of the distance I had anticipated. I ran my guts out and staggered off the exit ramp onto highway 34, only to see a cop.
“You need some help?” he asked. “Well, I’m running across America” I said. “Wow! No way! Really!?” was his response. He didn’t even ask about how I’d come over the river, just expressed some genuine excitement and wished me luck. And that’s how I got to Iowa.
I headed off down the 34 and up into the hilly grass-dunes that define the landscape of western Iowa just about sunset. I took one last look back across the river at Nebraska, thanked it for all it had to offer us, and rounded the bend. It was a good day, and it was time to think about some dinner. “I feel like corn.” I thought.

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